The world of politics is fast paced and relentless (apart from during recess- thanks for that Parliamentary Bureau, that’s really helped our analytics!), so politicians don’t really have much time to do normal-person things. Of course they don’t want us, their adoring...
The Office for Students has a new intern, but not the fun, unpaid kind. No, instead they’ve picked up an absolute fucking nerd who’s squaring up to the UK’s students. Arif Ahmed is the worksworth Rishi has employed to wage the war on woke in...
The name’s whale, beluga whale. Or Hvaldimir [Wale-De-Mir], to his chums. In the last few days, one of the ocean’s biggest viral celebrities has appeared once again on the coast of Sweden. Suspected to be a Russian spy agent – no, it’s not...
Political party merch can be one of the most wasteful uses of material. the question is, how wasteful has Labour been with theirs? Accessories – 3/10 First of all, it has to be said that the available accessories don’t come close to the outrage that was...
Just Stop Oil activists have got more of a moral compass than most of us, and balls of steel too. They’re up to their usual antics today, and good for them. You wouldn’t think that asking the government to halt new oil and gas licenses – especially...
Wednesday morning gave us the most underwhelming reveal since the Taylor Swift/Ice Spice Karma collaboration. For those of you don’t live your lives on Twitter, ‘The Secret Tory’ is a ‘hilarious’ Twitter account that has amassed almost 300,000 followers by claiming to...
