by Florence Hill | May 26, 2023 | Home, The Establishment
In a country where the PM breaks the law and there’s a 20% poverty rate, there is one thing we won’t allow: A poorly dressed-politician. Despite many changes and developments over the years, one thing that has remained constant is the expectation for dress...
by Liam Fitzpatrick | May 26, 2023 | Home, The Establishment
You’ve heard of the five stages of grief, here’s Liam Fitzpatrick on the five stages of a Tory ministerial scandal. 1. The scandal breaks. The first stage of a Tory scandal is the emergence of whichever bullshit they’ve been up to that week. Whether it be corruption,...
by Jack Harvey | May 25, 2023 | Home, The Establishment
New immigration figures have dropped today from the Office of National Statistics (ONS), but in fact the figures have not dropped at all, rather rising by a cool 118,000 since 2021 much to the supposed behest of Rishi Sunak’s government. The net migration for 2022 was...
by Liam Fitzpatrick | May 25, 2023 | Opinion, Reviews, The Establishment
The Government are tearing themselves apart again in the name of Boris Johnson. In other news, ‘bear shits in woods’. It’s been a typical Tory week with the Party playing its greatest hits, the encore of a dying government waiting for the electorate to...
by Jack Harvey | May 24, 2023 | Home, The Establishment
Expectation was high for the May 24th edition of Prime ministers’ questions, but did the recent drama surrounding Braverman, Boris and inflation numbers mean for an entertaining parliamentary session? Well short answer, no. Entertainment is kept to microscopic...
by Dylan Oakley | May 24, 2023 | Home, The Establishment
The story of Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope, his leadership of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party and why you should vote for them There he sat, in his bright yellow suit and an obnoxiously large matching top hat. His jacket was full of badges and he was surrounded by...
